EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
SHES NOT JOKING
WAIT A MINUTE
WAS PLAYED BY THIS WOMAN
THE FUCKING FACELESS OLD WOMAN IS MATILDA BYE
So child actors you never hear of again end up in night vale. That makes a lot of sense.
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
they bite, bark, drool, shit, break stuff, lick, get into your space, smell awful, are expensive,
also they’re terrifying
they’re like babies, except FOREVER.
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.
The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.
The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.
Schrödinger is afraid.
That has not changed, either.