Friday, April 11, 2014

analyticritic:

Autographs;

They say that you can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting.

Signatures are far from exceptions, on the contrary, they’re one of the most important parts. But as celebrities, suddenly it was less about the signature and more about the autograph.

Lily appreciated every fan encounter. Yeah, sometimes it was annoying when she just needed to please just go to the bathroom, but most of the time, it was lovely. She loved hearing about how her work impacted each person and did her very best to accommodate. She remembered when she was just a fan, incredibly ecstatic to meet some of her favorite “celebrities”, and she remembered how much she valued each experience. She would hate to have a fan disappointed and angry after having met her, and she was always conscientious of how she interacted with people. As a result, each signature was inscribed with a touch of love and a whole lot of finesse. She built up her speed over time, but still took effort to make it as neat as possible.

James had never been in it for the fame. He never really understood why anyone would want his signature, but he did care for his fans. When he was recognized the first few times, he had signed his full name. As his career grew, his signature got shorter so his hand wouldn’t cramp by the end of the night. By now, it was second nature to him, though he did have to check what exactly he was signing. He remembered more than one instance of fangirls who had attempted to get him to sign a dotted line. It really was fortunate that he had gotten suspicious, and checked to find they were marriage certificates.

doctorwho:

A Poem From The Doctor

(Source: herminbean)

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

y:

m:

c:

a:

its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

(Source: nobodycars)

urtube:

doyousayno:

urtube:

ottercake:

urtube:

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

Umm isn’t that 1594? I’m confused.

420 was 420 years ago

Just let that sink in

I don’t get it

420 was 420 years ago 

Just let that sink in

hershotsonher:

not only does orphan black eat the bechdel test for breakfast lunch and dinner but it abysmally fails the reverse bechdel test

there are literally like three instances in the entire series where two men speak to each other about something other than a woman

what more reason do you need to watch this fucking show

Thursday, April 10, 2014

(Source: twitter.com)

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

image

(Source: glowcloud)

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

hitlervevo:

thanks to all the jokes i steal from tumblr, people i know in rl think im funny