I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
POLYAMORY MY FRIENDS. DO IT ALL
a thin girl sings a song about how sexy she is, about how men always want her, about how men find her body sexy, and y’all are like “YAAAS!! QUEEN!! SLAY!!!! THIS SONG MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD!!!”
but a fat girl sings “boys think fat bodies are sexy” and y’all are all like “Whoa. whoa. This is really heteronormative and is all about male gaze! Why can’t you be confident without relying on men? This is the opposite of body-positive! I dont like this at all!”
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Literally my life story
Reblog if you’re a Ravenclaw.
Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!
Only Greek would have a word for “the clotted blood of the eaten children”. Ancient Greece was a bad choice for the foundation for Western civilization.
I am not a drama queen.
I’m a drama representative, elected for and by the people.
Reblog if your legs are crossed and/or your left hand is touching your face…
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK I AM CREEPED OUT